A man goes to see a psychiatrist, who shows him a picture of an inkblot.
“What does this picture remind you of?” the doctor asks.
“A lesbian nun orgy,” the guy replies.
“How about this one?” the shrink asks, holding up another picture.
“A cheerleader orgy,” the guy says.
After three more pictures, the doctor finally puts down the cards. “You are a sick pervert,” he says.
“Me?” the guy says indignantly. “You’re the one who keeps showing me dirty pictures.” ;)